Please don't ever take my advice on impressing us women.

It seems my view of men is that run-down,,need a shave and a haircut kind of guys, sometimes.

Comic that completely encapsulates me.

Wiki inspired comics abound.

I wonder how many people have combusted as pupils of my violin teacher.

Cheech and Chong reference within.

Don't ask what Mothers day has to do with Strip clubs...sometimes I go on a tangent and I just keep going.

I'm secretly always scheming on how to get the entire Upper Canada Village staff to come here.

The worst dinner I ever cooked was so awful we named it "smash".

Penises and Beetbahs...I really have not matured at all in 10 years.

I gained a lot of points for that rabbit stuck to the bear's ass.

The Vatican is becoming senile or something. They make weird statements and now do movie reviews?!

Anyone else who shares my interest in German movies will recognize that guy from one of them.

I'm the most, D E F's how it goes, not X's, O's or tic tac toes, LTD knows, this ain't a game I'm on a mission, call me a hip hop tic tac tition.

I actually did fall asleep in the tub and dream of buying those stamps for child assistance.