I just created a character I fell in love with: the Boardroom Bully. haha (I gave him Neil Gaiman's hair, for some reason.?? Neil G. has cool hair.)

I dislike scammers who are too lazy to work so they come up with all this bullsh*t! They do! They're around us.

My guess is that any study would show a direct correlation between brainwashing men and cowboy hats.

A sick dettached part of my brain with too much perspective finds this hilarous.

It shocks me all the time, that people don't think twice before dropping superstitious crap in pregnant women's laps.

This is all true.

If you're knitting this much and your under 70 years old...I don't knowww....

I know I failed at sucking all the comedy out of this subject. They can't all be homeruns.

I want that brain chip.

This is not meant to be the "Beaver Council of Elders", but I understand why someone asked me that. haha!

Movies referenced in case you're not me or the one other person who knows: Avatar.TheInsider.MichaelClayton.VanillaSky.Starwars.

Technicolor film demanded lights so bright that the actors from the Wizard of Oz claimed permanent eye damage, + the 1st tinman died: lead dust poison

Haha..."France!"

Good or bad to do this? I don't know. Funny as hell? Yes!

Planting = a non-sexual primal experience...seriously...how many do we have left??

Formaldehyde in bras? Warning to all bra burners: Don't inhale, or at least breath through a cigarette filter.

I almost broke my nose. The nurse said "Um...you banged your head too, on the concrete?" Me: "No..haha, that's from earlier this morning!"

Please don't ever take my advice on impressing us women.

It seems my view of men is that run-down,,need a shave and a haircut kind of guys, sometimes.

Comic that completely encapsulates me.

Wiki inspired comics abound.

I wonder how many people have combusted as pupils of my violin teacher.

Cheech and Chong reference within.

Don't ask what Mothers day has to do with Strip clubs...sometimes I go on a tangent and I just keep going.

I'm secretly always scheming on how to get the entire Upper Canada Village staff to come here.

The worst dinner I ever cooked was so awful we named it "smash".

Penises and Beetbahs...I really have not matured at all in 10 years.

I gained a lot of points for that rabbit stuck to the bear's ass.

The Vatican is becoming senile or something. They make weird statements and now do movie reviews?!

Anyone else who shares my interest in German movies will recognize that guy from one of them.

I'm the most, D E F's how it goes, not X's, O's or tic tac toes, LTD knows, this ain't a game I'm on a mission, call me a hip hop tic tac tition.

I actually did fall asleep in the tub and dream of buying those stamps for child assistance.

The most I can say for Avatar..at least I didn't get up and leave.

The 2nd guy has the voice of Mitch Hedgeberg.

Hahaha! "God"!!

I was half-expecting they'd censor the hairy coconuts in the local paper. Pervs.

Best part = Santa's mitten grabbing at my credit card.

I love men...how could I love them? They can be so sick!

Ok I cried during March of the Penguins. I plead...pregnant at the time.